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Celluloid Zeroes Ep 4: The Black Hole

When Mike and Jim saw this movie in 1979 we thought it was one of the coolest things ever. There were spaceships, robots, lasers and giant red meteors! Oh, and this whirlpool looking black hole that meant almost certain death to anything that got sucked into it....

School Boy Heart

In their haste to go swimming at a friend’s house today, my three favorite children left the kitchen a complete mess; apparently there’s nothing as scary to my kids than a clean dishwasher. I have a lot of work to do today but, since I have a Ph.D. in procrastination,...

Celluloid Zeroes Ep 3: MegaForce

Today, the Carlon brothers are joined by filmmaker Joe Indusi to discuss 1982’s MegaForce. When this film came out, Mike and Jim were 8 years old. Looking back, that must have been the prime demographic for this film because it included flying motorcycles, ...

Celluloid Zeroes Ep 2: Hawk the Slayer

In the second installment of Celluloid Zeroes, the Carlon brothers discuss the 1980 fantasy film Hawk the Slayer and question whether they actually had a happy childhood after all.  The plot of this movie has more holes in it than the European countryside in the...

Celluloid Zeroes Ep 1: Zorro the Gay Blade

In this inaugural episode of the Celluloid Zeroes Podcast, the Carlon brothers take a deep dive into the 1981 parody Zorro The Gay Blade starring George Hamilton, Lauren Hutton, and Ron Leibman. Listen in as Mike and Jim discuss what they liked about this film back in...