I just arrived in Chatham, MA tonight—a town where I’ve vacationed for most of the past twenty-three years. I started coming here in the summer of 1996 when I was dating the woman who currently identifies as my wife. It’s one of my favorite places on the planet and a...
Are you all sitting down? I’m about to lay some truth down on you. As hard as it might be to accept, I do not make a living doing comedy. I know, it’s difficult to believe, but a guy who started doing open mics in January still hasn’t gotten his stab...
When I was in eighth grade, my friend Chris Hart convinced me to join him on stage to perform stand-up comedy at our middle school’s talent show. While I’d like to block every second of that experience out of my mind, I remember just about everything about...
