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Episode 7: Yellowbeard

When asked about the movie Yellowbeard, John Cleese said that it was one of the six worst movies ever made. His co-star, and fellow Monty Python Alum, Eric Idle commented that it was one of the worst films he ever made. With those endorsements from the film’s...

Episode 6: No Retreat, No Surrender

Jim was always a bigger fan of martial arts movies and he lets his fanboyness shine through as we discuss the 1986 less than masterpiece No Retreat, No Surrender. The actors and director certainly took the title to heart as non of them retreated or surrendered from...

Celluloid Zeroes Ep 5: Oscar (1991)

Filmmaker Joe Indusi joins Mike and Jim as they discuss 1991’s Oscar, starring Sylvester Stallone and a relatively unknown actress at the time—Marissa Tomei. While Oscar is, in fact, a celluloid zero, that doesn’t mean there isn’t anything redeeming...

Celluloid Zeroes Ep 4: The Black Hole

When Mike and Jim saw this movie in 1979 we thought it was one of the coolest things ever. There were spaceships, robots, lasers and giant red meteors! Oh, and this whirlpool looking black hole that meant almost certain death to anything that got sucked into it....

Celluloid Zeroes Ep 3: MegaForce

Today, the Carlon brothers are joined by filmmaker Joe Indusi to discuss 1982’s MegaForce. When this film came out, Mike and Jim were 8 years old. Looking back, that must have been the prime demographic for this film because it included flying motorcycles, ...

Celluloid Zeroes Ep 2: Hawk the Slayer

In the second installment of Celluloid Zeroes, the Carlon brothers discuss the 1980 fantasy film Hawk the Slayer and question whether they actually had a happy childhood after all.  The plot of this movie has more holes in it than the European countryside in the...