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When they were young, the Carlon brothers watched way too many movies, some of which can best be described as Celluloid Zeroes. Listen in as they break down these bombs…and go off on tangents.

Episode 13: No Holds Barred

Episode 13: No Holds Barred

Brother Jimmy and I are joined by our old friend Rob Salminen to discuss the 1989 abomination that is No Holds Barred. What happens when you take one of the most recognizable entertainment figures of the 1980s and pair him with his boss to co-executive produce and...

Episode 12: Silent Rage

Episode 12: Silent Rage

When God said, “Let there be light,” Chuck Norris said, “Say please!” This is the most dangerous episode of Celluloid Zeroes as Jim and I take on a most formidable opponent—Chuck Norris. However, even Chuck can agree that 1982’s Silent Rage is not his best work. He’s...

Episode 11—The Nude Bomb

Episode 11—The Nude Bomb

In this first episode of our second season, Mike and Jim discuss the 1980 comedy The Nude Bomb—the first feature film based on the 1960s TV comedy Get Smart. Original creators Mel Brooks and Buck Henry had nothing to do with this film, and it shows. While there are...

Episode 10: Action Jackson

Episode 10: Action Jackson

On this episode of Celluloid Zeroes, brother Jimmy and I discuss the 1988 non-classic Action Jackson starring Carl Weathers in the title role of Detective Lt. Jericho "Action" Jackson. Rounding out the cast are Craig T. Nelson playing the antagonist Peter Dellaplane,...

Episode 9: Love at First Bite

Episode 9: Love at First Bite

This movie came out in 1979 and captures that time period in New York with fang like sharpness. Okay, maybe that's a stretch, but unlike many of the other movies we've discussed on this podcast, this one does not smell like the Volga river at low tide.  Yes this is a...

Episode 8: City Heat

Episode 8: City Heat

The year was 1984, Jim and I were ten years old, and our father took us to the movies to see City Heat. The two of us remember this movie as a comedic masterpiece, but 36 years later we are questioning our sanity. Set towards the end of prohibition, the action takes...

Episode 7: Yellowbeard

Episode 7: Yellowbeard

When asked about the movie Yellowbeard, John Cleese said that it was one of the six worst movies ever made. His co-star, and fellow Monty Python Alum, Eric Idle commented that it was one of the worst films he ever made. With those endorsements from the film's stars...

Episode 6: No Retreat, No Surrender

Episode 6: No Retreat, No Surrender

Jim was always a bigger fan of martial arts movies and he lets his fanboyness shine through as we discuss the 1986 less than masterpiece No Retreat, No Surrender. The actors and director certainly took the title to heart as non of them retreated or surrendered from...

Celluloid Zeroes Ep 5: Oscar (1991)

Celluloid Zeroes Ep 5: Oscar (1991)

Filmmaker Joe Indusi joins Mike and Jim as they discuss 1991's Oscar, starring Sylvester Stallone and a relatively unknown actress at the time—Marissa Tomei. While Oscar is, in fact, a celluloid zero, that doesn't mean there isn't anything redeeming about it. On the...

Celluloid Zeroes Ep 4: The Black Hole

Celluloid Zeroes Ep 4: The Black Hole

When Mike and Jim saw this movie in 1979 we thought it was one of the coolest things ever. There were spaceships, robots, lasers and giant red meteors! Oh, and this whirlpool looking black hole that meant almost certain death to anything that got sucked into it....

Celluloid Zeroes Ep 3: MegaForce

Celluloid Zeroes Ep 3: MegaForce

Today, the Carlon brothers are joined by filmmaker Joe Indusi to discuss 1982's MegaForce. When this film came out, Mike and Jim were 8 years old. Looking back, that must have been the prime demographic for this film because it included flying motorcycles,  glorified...

Celluloid Zeroes Ep 2: Hawk the Slayer

Celluloid Zeroes Ep 2: Hawk the Slayer

In the second installment of Celluloid Zeroes, the Carlon brothers discuss the 1980 fantasy film Hawk the Slayer and question whether they actually had a happy childhood after all.  The plot of this movie has more holes in it than the European countryside in the...